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| Fri Aug 25, 2006 1:19 pm A few oneliners |
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I just visited the cornfield and found all these animal jokes
Q. What do you call a cow spying on another cow?
A. A steak out!
Q.Why did the dinosaur cross the road?
A.Because chickens hadn't evolved yet!
Q.What do you call a blind dinosaur?
A.Do you think he saw us rex!
Q.Why did the cow cross the road?
A.To find his MOOOOOOO mate!
Q.Why didn't the turkey cross the road?
A.Because he was too stuffed!
Q.Why did the dog always run to the corner of the room when a bell rang?
A. Because He was a boxer!
Q.What kind of dog works in a restaurant?
A.An Irish Table Setter!
Q.What do you call a cow wearing a crown?
A.A dairy queen!
Q.Why did the cow cross the road?
A.To get to the moooooosic store! |
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