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Sun Mar 05, 2006 10:52 pm
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Cat Ownership
Does Your Cat Own You?
See how many yes answers apply to you.
* Do you select your friends based on how well your cats like them?
* Does your desire to collect cats intensify during times of stress?
* Do you buy more than 50 pounds of cat litter a month?
* Do you think it's cute when your cat swings on your drapes or licks your butter?
* Do you admit to non-cat owners how many cats you really have?
* Do you sleep in the same position all night because it annoys your cats when you move?
* Do you kiss your cat on the whiskers?
* Do you feed your cat tidbits from the table with your fork?
* Does your cat sleep on your head?
Do you like it?
* Do you have more than four opened but rejected cans of cat food in the refrigerator?
* Do you watch bad TV because the cat is sleeping on the remote?
* Will you stand at the open door indefinitely in the freezing rain while your cat sniffs the door, deciding whether to go out or come in?
* Would you rather spend a night at home with your cat than go out on a bad date?
* Do you put off making the bed until the cat gets up?
* Do you give your cat presents and a stocking at Christmas?
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