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antipodi
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Wed Mar 22, 2006 12:49 am
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 Why Cats are Better than Dogs
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Why Cats are Better than Dogs
10. Cats purr. Dogs drool.
9. In last year, over 10,000 US deaths were attributed to a dog owner's choking on saliva during morning wakeup licks.
8. Cats always land on their feet. Dogs just won't let you throw them.
7. Cats let you kick them when you're stressed out.
6. Cats will wait until you've read your morning paper before tearing it to shreds.
5. Cats look cute sleeping on the TV. Dogs just crash right in front of the screen.
4. Fewer cat owners suffer from 'Flappy Tail' lacerations than dog owners.
3. No one has ever had to "Beware of the Cat."
2. Why do you think they call it, "Dog Breath?"
1. Garfield. Odie. Enough said.
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jsqueek
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Wed Mar 22, 2006 7:08 am
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