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Fri Apr 28, 2006 11:30 am
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 Ten things if the Next US President was a Dog
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Top Ten Ways the U.S. Would Be Different if the Next President Were a Dog
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10. Doggy door on Oval Office
9. At press conferences, instead of "Mr. President", reporters would shout, "Here, fella!"
8. Goodbye Whitewater scandal: Hello Toilet Bowl Water scandal
7. Washington Monument replaced with hundred-story fire hydrant
6. U.S. might have more coherent foreign policy
5. Public enemy #1: that neutering :curse word: Bob Barker
4. Secret Service & CIA dispatched to catch that little chuck wagon
[in rereference to a TV ad for Chuck Wagon dog food in which a dog
chases a miniature chuck wagon around the house. Now fairly well
known in the U.S. - ed.]
3. Country really run by dog's smarter poodle wife
2. Here's your new national anthem: [Audio clip of a fairly well known
(at least in the U.S.) novelty Christmas carol of dogs barking out the
tune "Jingle Bells" - ed.]
1. One word: Snausage-gate
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May one day man and Animals live together in harmony and peace
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