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-CAT JOKES-
What do cats like on a hot day?
A mice cream cone.
What do cats like on their hot dogs?
Mouse-tard.
What do cats like to eat for breakfast?
Mice Krispies.
What do you call a cat that lives in the desert?
Sandy Claws.
What do you call a cat that sucks on lemons?
A sourpuss.
What has more lives than a cat?
A frog. It croaks every night.
What kind of cats like to go bowling?
Alley cats.
What magazine do cats like to read?
Good Mousekeeping.
What's happening when you hear "woof...splat...meow...splat?"
It's raining cats and dogs.
What do you get when you cross a black cat with a lemon.
A sour-puss.
How to cats greet each other at Christmas?
"A furry merry Christmas & Happy mew year!"
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Antipodi
May one day man and Animals live together in harmony and peace
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